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"Don't be a minimalist runner in the gym. The manager kicks you out. #lame"

"Small aggressive dogs rile up bigger dogs. Small dog owners don't do a thing. Also, some owners actively ignore their dogs so they don't have to pick up poop. When you show them, you get a crappy look"

"Hockey Season ticket holder? Don't expect courtesy at the front door."

"Decent, quick food and service, but do not enter the bathrooms! The chemicals that are in there will not only burn your nasal passages, throat, and eyes, you won't be able to taste the food."