Ash

"A great place to catch a movie if you can't stand teenagers. :)"

"Two doughnuts & a coffee for $2.08, huh? Just be warned - cash only. That cash register is probably older than the building."

"If you can only have 2 regular lanes open on a Sunday, it'd be nice to at least have the self checkouts with the proper codes for produce. A 3 item purchase shouldn't take 10 minutes."

"The dog here sucks."

"Cheap drinks, great beer selection, friendly staff and even boozy floats! What's not to love?"

"Get a seat on the couch, and watch him pass out in the chair."