John Bell

"Facilities are not available. Bring your own water & go to the bathroom before you cone here."

"What a phenomenal place! You'll pay more than you would at the PX, but you get what you pay for. I just hope they don't lose that customer service after their grand opening."

"Curious little pot-head joint with crappy excuse for pizza that tastes less like garbage if you're too drunk to notice how greasy it is."

"Bring your own flyswatter."

"The prices are high, but the money stays with the museum (which doesn't charge admission)."

"Got Smithwick's?"