"Evidently you can only smoke in your car with the windows up here"
Tourist Information
· Underwood, United States
7.4"Watch out for runty dogs underfoot, they're cute but toats sneak up on you"
Dog Park
· Lafayette, United States
"Chillin with trixie the eagle is the bomb"
Soccer
· Commerce City, United States
8.8"Wasnt aware that mud pie blizzards had chocolate chunks in them"
Ice Cream
· Longmont, United States
6.3"This place has homeless men spitting everywhere and no milkshakes"
Fast Food
· Longmont, United States
5.6"Try for a long nap on the couch to avoid the golf channel."
Dive Bar
· Longmont, United States