Brian Zagst

"Food is great! Order whatever, it's all good."

"Great sushi and the bento lunches are a great deal."

"While here, try shouting a catch-phrase featuring a player's name."

"Try not to get trampled to death in the women's shoe department."

"Listen to the store's music and fight the urge to kill yourself!"

"Try to find somewhere to sit while your wife or girlfriend shops! I dare you!"