Brian Linss

"Clam chowder is full of Win!"

"The food here may very be responsible for the existence of Atheism."

"Families newly arrived to this country stand in the aisles and gaze validly at the gross consumerism. Bring a shotgun if you want to get through the store in less than 3 hours."

"The name of the place has "jack" and "box" in the title. What do you expect, Chez Ritz. Food tastes like the bodily fluids the placename suggests."

"Food and selection, Great! ...if you can remortgage your home to afford it."

"Great food if you can tolerate unattended children standing and staring blankly in front of literally everything you want to dish onto your plate."