Brad Kelly

"Beware the allure of the coma blanket."

"Foursquare has us categorized as a tech startup. We're 110 years old."

"Spill 25 gallons of coolant in the heater bay for a good time."

"Earplugs are not a bad call. The walls are concrete, and the sound bounces around quite a bit."

"The pizza here situates the pepperoni under the cheese, rather than on top. It's weird, but the pizza re-heats much better that way."

"The mac and cheese here is great, lots of salt and pepper."