Andrew Knight

"The porridge is superb."

"Don't expect to be served in turn, the staff concentrate on their favourites."

"This place really doesn't deserve to be this successful, given the performance of the bar staff."

"Don't eat here, use the pub across the road - The Corn Mill - it's 1,000 times better."

"Brilliant."

"Always have plenty of staff, but still takes ages to get served, because they're all doing a great job of looking busy whilst doing f**k all."