Alyssa Eichen

"This is the most peculiarly pretentious mcdonalds I've ever seen. It's like Martha Stewart vomited all over and they forgot they were just a crappy burger joint."

"Don't use the change machine unless you want Susan B. Anthony coins/most of your change in dollar coins."

"Didn't get the salsa I asked for, no napkins in the to go bag, burrito disintegrated almost immediately. I realize these are total first world problems, but this Chipotle failed."

"Lo to the max."

"A Mennonite market with quite a variety of goods. They do not take credit cards, but they do take checks."

"If you're looking for over-priced, watery frozen yogurt, this is the place. Unfortunately, in a place like Macomb, there's no competition."