Benny Herbert

"Gotta love all the super high sodium food here. So healthy!"

"The sushi looks good. It's not."

"Buy 8 items, get overcharged on 2."

"Overcharged by 50% again. Does this mean they've been ripping people off on this "sale" price all week?"

"This store has the most complicated, difficult u-scan system. Or so you'd think, watching people try to use them."

"If you don't know the name of the business, check the sign on the building."