Benjamin Mason

"if you ever feel like fearing for your life around a bunch of old white men in their 60s wearing faded jeans and wind breakers... marma dukes is a must. cheap drinks... creepy mustaches."

"don't speak above a whisper... the waitstaff will laugh at you because this bar is library quiet."

"try the gag ball... they'll try yoo sell you on the gimp suit but you're better off binding yourself with a belt."

"don't sit next to a Los annoying group that talks about getting punched in the ovaries. it makes the dinning experience better."