Bat Man

"Straight through the front door, across the lobby, make eye contact with everyone , head down the stairs - great jacks and right across the road from Stephens Green. 5 star dump."

"Need a McShit with your fries? You could do better than this place. They have those twilight zone anti-vein lights. With Brown Thomas just across the street there is no point in bothering with Mackers"

"The toilets here are always well kept. This place is useful if you get caught short in the Merrion Square area."