"Don't say, "You should see what's in my pants. It's the bomb...""
Airport Service
· Kempton Park, iNingizimu Afrika
6.0"There are no signposts or directions, so you're going to feel a bit lost. Head into the 'Curio Shop' for instructions and to buy your ticket."
Scenic Lookout
· Cato Ridge, iNingizimu Afrika
"Making an appointment when you have laryngitis is a challenge... #TelephoneWhisperer"
Doctor's Office
· iNingizimu Afrika
"Dear Joburg people, please note that there are no strippers. I repeat, no strippers. Do not request a lapdance."
Café
· iKapa, iNingizimu Afrika
8.3"An important place for every South Africa to visit, along with Robben Island and The Apartheid Museum. Learn from our history. Never again."
Historic and Protected Site
· Howick, iNingizimu Afrika
7.7"Simply awful. Astounds me that people actually go here..."
Gastropub
· Umhlanga, iNingizimu Afrika
6.8