"Be mindful of the preacher. He doesn't harass you, but he goes on and on for hours. The passages he chooses to read aren't what I would choose to bring people to the faith. (I'm Christian by the way)."
"Next time you're at Cook Out, order a "Plain CheesecakeShake". It's not on the menu, but they can make it. It tastes like you're eating cheesecake and drinking milk at the same time. Pure heaven."