Ali Abshier

"Love the pretty girl discount! Great service and friendly employees!"

"We now accept mobile device cards! Just hand your phone to a barista and you're all set!"

"They don't accept cards so bring cash. They only do this to keep their drinks cheap and your glass full."

"The basement needs to make up its mind if it's going to be hot as Hell or not."

"Bring extra milk, because someone's father is on crack. And that's usually how babies are made."