Alexandra Pattison

"Worst cafe ever. It is ridiculously overpriced. DONT EAT ANYTHING, just have coffee/drink... Meat is tough. Knives are blunt. Rosti tasted weird. Eggs tasted weird. Cheap sausages."

"The butterflies are attracted to deep red/maroon or green or pink colors - wear them and stand really still and they will most likely land on you!"

"The problem with the open kitchen is hearing all the arguments which is very off putting. Never yell at your staff in front of customers - tell them after the shift is finished..."

"The pork ribs weren't dry when we were here, pretty damned good. Onion rings needed sauce but the Chicken Hawaiian Burger was sooo good - that was gone in 30 seconds... Service is pretty quick too..."

"We had the not-so-crisp crisp pork belly on the bed of what seems more like rice than risotto (it should NOT be chewy) ... A friend had the schnitzel which is apparently really good..."