Anoop Kayarat

"Early morning deps an absolute nightmare. Queues for everything, slow security and not enough seats in the holding area. Don't expect it to be quick just cos its early."

"Make sure to lock yer door! Housekeeping don't seem tofussed about walking in on you in the shower!"

"Monday nights, dead as a door nail."

"The most atrocious queues for flights between 5am and 7am. Keep your ears open for call outs, budget an hour for queuing up for entry, screening, check in, security and finally boarding. *sigh"

"The slowest check-out ever!"

"Staggeringly stupid security. Won't let you use the convenient (open) gate because it's "closed". Odd minions will take your bag to the scanner and forget to get it back to you. Can't make it up."