"The cave is COLD. BRING a jacket with you and some boots/shoes with good grip as the cave floor is very wet. Use the free hard hats, especially if you're taller than two feet!"
"Just don't get lost in these woods!"
"The cottages are very nice, but are only for Japanese speakers."
"They have bear, boar, duck, pig, and even shell-less turtle for ¥4100. I recommend the kabocha ice cream for dessert! 彼らは、4100円のためにクマ、イノシシ、アヒル、豚、とさえシェルレス亀」鼈」を持っている。私はデザートにかぼちゃのアイスクリームをお勧めします!"
"This place is a great trough style somen delivery. It's called nagashi somen. It's somen delivered by water trough."
"It's just a Starbucks..."