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"Check out the late night breakfast. They definitely go above and beyond."

"Bob is awesome. He's the only employee & he's always there. He has EVERYTHING in that tiny shop!"

"The pork shoulder is like a hug from Jesus. Like, the kind of hug that leads to the blinds getting closed and the funky porn music starts playing. Dirty Christ sex; the pork shoulder here is THAT good"

"All the drunks & crack heads crammed into one bus. Get a seat at the back for a full view of this delightful ticking time bomb that is always inches from becoming a riot."

"Worst employees ever. Unless you have an entire day to waste standing in line or being ignored, go to somewhere else."