Elizabeth Starkey

"This may be the only store in the world that has banana Snapple. Therefore, it is awesome."

"Nicest laundromat I've ever seen in my whole life. Before coming here, I didn't know that nice laundromats existed. There is at least one nice laundromat in the world. This is it."

"Roy is one of the best trainers I've experienced in the city - and he plays the Kinks in class for me because he knows I love them! Hope he's sticking around with the recent Crunch takeover..."

"Much like the yeti, the Z remains elusive and may kill you if handled without proper training."

"Jim Henson created these when he was a guest on Jack Paar's show. They remained a hidden treasure until recently during remodeling for Jimmy Fallon's show."

"The Shroom Burger patty seems to essentially be a fried mound of cheese."