Angus 'El Flaco'

"They have a great new concept quiz night here every Monday at 8pm. No pen or paper. Play on your smartphone or tablet. £2 entry and £50 Bar tab to be won!"

"Make sure you get your penny change! They have a habit of keeping it! If they're gonna charge you £3 or £5 then they shouldn't advertise £2.99 or £4.99 etc..."

"Don't miss some of the great events that this church holds throughout the year to raise money! This one was an absolute success - Valentine's disco 2014"

"Don't bother giving your full "foot long, honey oat bread, toasted, with cheese" description (as an example). They'll only ask you everything all over again!"

"Paul, the Big Bang is the pantograph (above train electric conductor) as it changes connection where the line splits between Camden Road & Kentish Town and heads off to South Hampstead."

"Lifts now in operation for access to all 3 platforms and a coffee stand had been opened between platforms 2 and 3. Plus new 3 carriage trains on Gospel Oak to Barking line within 18 months!"