Paul Fort

"To understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and "ind." What do these mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind."

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

"Fly through security >>> Pull a garment bag over yourself and lay on the scanner belt"

"Americas chillier-than-expected city; mayor needs to turn up that heat"

"Impress fellow passengers and gate agents by communicating boarding pass details through interpretive dance"

"Beach in the morning, pool in the afternoon, fat dinner - sprinkle activities generously. Repeat."