Will Washburn

"Want to pay a lot of money to have multiple “performers” bother you while you eat? Like people then aggressively asking for a tip? All while overpaying for mediocre food? This your place!"

"If, like me, you wash your hands after using the bathroom look for the foot pedal that turns on the water. Or you can flail at the sink thinking it’s motion activated (also like me)"

"Great spot with excellent ćevapi. Make sure to fight past the other restaurants trying to lure you in before you can reach it. This one is right by the river with great ambiance."

"Don’t expect good service. The required 20% service charge ensures they ignore you."

"Ask for a five egg omelette. Its my jam. Its not literally jam, although they have that too."

"You can get a Yoga matt if you ask for one at the front desk."