Village Idiot Pub

Village Idiot Pub

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Breakfast 12Lunch & Dinner 12
Omelettes
Served with home fries and choice of toast. Add $2 for egg whites
Greek
11.00
Spinach, feta cheese, and onions
Western
12.00
Ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese
Skinny Chicky
12.00
Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese
Veggie Overload
11.00
Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato
Mama's Meat
12.00
Ham, bacon, and sausage
Eater's Choice
12.00
Choice of 3 ingredients: American, swiss, feta, provolone, cheddar jack, mozzarella, spinach, mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, black beans, peppers, tomato, ham, applewood smoked bacon, sausage, or canadian bacon
Platters
Make it saucy $0.75 (Hollandaise, spicy hollandaise, salsa, or pico de gallo). Add Guacamole for $1.50
Southern Biscuits
8.00
Served with home fries and sausage gravy
My Cousin Vinny
9.00
Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits
Avocado Toast
15.00
Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread,drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with blackpepper, served with a side of home frie
Under the Sea Sizzler
15.00
A two egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster and crab mea, cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese, served with toast
Breakfast in Bread
12.00
A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese
Steak & Eggs
16.00
Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast
Idiot Platter
15.00
Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast
Build Your Own Platter
11.00
Two eggs, home fries, toast, and your choice of two: American, Swiss, Feta, Provolone, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Sausage Links, Ham, Canadian Bacon, Turkey Bacon
Platter Extras
Substitute Egg Whites
2.00
Corned Beef Hash
3.50
Steak
4.00
Shrimp
4.00
Chocolate Chip Pancakes (2)
2.50
French Toast (2)
2.00
Grits
3.00
Corn Muffin (Substitute for Toast)
1.25
Spinach
3.00
Additional Egg
1.50
Housemade Sausage Patties (2)
2.75
Crab Cake (2)
4.00
Pancakes (2)
2.00
Banana Pecan Pancakes (2)
3.00
Fruit
4.50
English Muffin (Substitute for Toast)
0.75
Avocado
3.00
Fiesta Favorites
Huevos Rancheros
11.00
Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and house made salsa
Breakfast Quesadilla
12.00
Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
Mexi-Omelet
13.00
Avocado, tomato, jalapeño and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa. Served with home fries and toast
South of the Border
12.00
Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar jack cheese. Served in a burrito
Jester Tacos
15.00
Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños and grilled corn. Served with home fries
Wings
Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie
Wings
11.00
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery. Available in Orders of:
Sides
English Muffin
1.25
Ham, Bacon, Or Sausage
2.00
Sauteed Spinach
3.00
Corned Beef Hash
5.00
Corn Muffin
1.50
Home Made Sausage Patties
3.00
Avocado
3.00
Small Seasonal Fruit Plate
4.50
Sandwiches
Eggy "Mcmmuff"
6.00
One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an english muffin
Waffle Sandwich
13.00
Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Cali Style Blt
14.00
Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Grilled Cheese On Texas Toast
8.00
Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Greek Salad Wrap
13.00
Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries
Von Kaiser
8.00
Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on kaiser roll
Classic Blt
10.00
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle cut fries
The "Honey" Farm
15.00
Deli sliced ham, turkey, and provolone cheese, topped with fresh arugula and honey mustard, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread wtih choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Caprese Panini
14.00
Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Sunrise Burger
14.00
An 8oz burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Batter Up
Add $1.50 for 2 eggs, Add $2 for meat, Add $2.50 for fresh strawberries
Pancakes
7.00
Plain with butter and syrup
Banana Pecan Pancakes
9.00
With butter and syrup
Belgian Waffle
8.00
With butter and syrup
Breakfast Churro Bites
10.00
Cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted, and served with honey maple dipping sauce
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
8.00
With butter and syrup
French Toast
9.00
Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
Bread Pudding French Toast
11.00
Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, topped with fresh mixed berries
Chicken and Waffles
11.00
Fluffy Belgian Waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders
The Benedicts
Poached eggs with Hollandaise Sauce on an English Muffin, served with home fries
Benny of the Week
Ask your server
Veggie Benny
13.00
Grilled tomato, avocado, spinach
The Pincher
13.00
Served with crab cakes
The Original
10.00
Served with canadian bacon
The Mcfee
11.00
Served with corned beef hash
Kidiot Breakfast
Includes on small juice or milk (chocolate milk additional $0.50)
French Toast Sticks
6.00
Egg in a Basket
6.00
One egg cooked in your choice of toast
Scrambled Eggs
6.00
With your choice of bacon or sausage
Silver Dollar Pancakes
6.00
Oatmeal
6.00
Maple Brown Sugar or cinnamon apple
Beverages
Juices
1.75
Orange, apple, pineapple, or cranberry
Coffee Or Tea
2.25
Free refills with meal only
Bottomless Bloody Mary's, Mimosas, and Sangria
20.00
Milk Or Chocolate Milk
1.75
Hot Chocolate
2.25
Build Your Own Bloody Mary
$20
Choice of Liquor
Choice of 3 Ingredients
Choice of Mixer
Choice of 2 Garnishes
Appetizers
Disco Fries
9.00
Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
Chicken Fingers
11.00
Italian style fingers served with house-made honey mustard
Bodacious Tot-Tots
11.00
Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing. Served with a side of sour cream
Crab Cakes
13.00
Two house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade
Lobster Wontons (6)
15.00
Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried. Served with Asian dipping sauce
Cajun Seared Tuna
16.00
Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Mozzarella Sticks
9.00
Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara
Quesadilla
11.00
Bacon, cheddar, and monterey jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream
Loaded Vip Fries
11.00
Cheddar, pepper jack, bacon, and pico de gallo served with sour cream
Sit-N-Spinach Dip
14.00
Oversized breadbowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach, and cream cheese blend
Marinated Steak Tidbits
14.00
Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
Mini Chicken Tacos
9.00
Served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese
Sweet Jesus Potato Fries
11.00
Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauce. Topped with glazed pecans
Mac 'N Cheese Wedges
13.00
Three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried. Served with ranch dressing
Nachos Locos
13.00
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapeños, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
Stoopid Sampler
17.00
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicen tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings. Served with the appropriate dipping sauces
Onion Ring Tower
10.00
Served with chipotle mayo
Fried Pickle Chips
10.00
Tempura battered pickle chips served with house-made honey mustard or ranch
Steak Rolls
15.00
Grilled steak, melted provolone cheese, sauteed onions and mushrooms. Served in a crispy egg roll with a side of horseradish
Buffalo Chicken Dip
15.00
Shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl. Served with celery, carrots, and house-made tortilla chips
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
8.00
Served with mustard
Our Famous Wings
Wings
12.00
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery. Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie. Available in Orders of:
Boneless Bits
12.00
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled and tossed in your choice of wing sauce. Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
Salads
Dressings: Italian / Blue Cheese / Balsamic Vinaigrette / Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette / Ranch / Thousand Island / Honey Mustard / Extra Side: $0.75. Add to any salad: Chicken $2 / Steak or Shrimp $4 / Seared Tuna $7
Garden Salad
9.00
Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, and red onion
Cobb Salad
14.00
Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumble, and apple slices
Caesar Salad
11.00
Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan
Main Street Salad
12.00
Glazed pecans, crispy bacon, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, red onion, and blue cheese crumbles on a bed of spinach
Quinoa Salad
15.00
With wilted spinach, grape, tomatoes, cucumber, chickpeas, black olives, roasted red peppers, and feta cheese, tossed with lemon and oil dressing
The Wedge
11.00
Crispy icebery wedge with crumbled blue cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled bacon
V.I.P. Salad
13.00
Mesclun greens, grilled chicken marinated in our V.I.P. wing sauce with frazzled onions, tortilla strips, corn, and black beans
The G.O.a.T. (Greatest of All Time)
15.00
Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans
Bistro Salad
14.00
Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze
Soups
Soup of the Day
6.00
French Onion Soup
8.00
Chicken Noodle Soup
6.00
Lobster Bisque
7.00
Stoopid Sliders (3)
Three Stooges Sliders (Happy Hour)
13.00
Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
The Little Sh*Tz (Happy Hour)
14.00
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese on mini martin potato rolls
V.I.P. Sliders
16.00
Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
Crab Cake Sliders
15.00
House made lump crab cakes topped with lettuce, tomato, and cajun remoulade, served on mini pretzel rolls
Lobster Roll Sliders
15.00
House made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls
Flatbreads
The Bruschetta (Happy Hour)
11.00
Melted mozzarella topped with house made bruschetta
The Buffalo (Happy Hour)
13.00
Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing
The Fajita
11.00
Topped with grilled chicken, melted cheddar cheese, green & red peppers, onions, and rice
The Black-N-Blue
15.00
Steak, blue cheese crumbles, and arugula, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Healthier Options
Veggie Quesadilla
11.00
Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini, and melted cheddar cheese. Served in a gluten-free tortilla with sour cream & pico de gallo
We-Go-Vego Burger
17.00
An impossible vegan burger patty topped with lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, mustard, and sriracha mayo
House-Made Turkey Burger
13.00
8oz turkey patty served on a brioche bun with house made cranberry spread on the side
Ahi Tuna Wrap
18.00
Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo, and teriyaki drizzle
Mediterranean Dip
11.00
House made with hummus, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, & feta cheese, served with toasted pita
House-Made Veggie Burger
13.00
8oz patty blend of broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, cream cheese, garlic, lentils, and bread crumbs on a brioche bun
Chipotle Chicken Burger
16.00
Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwestern slaw
Roasted Vegetable Panini
15.00
Eggplant, red and green pepers, zucchini, onions, tomato, and fresh mozarella
Signature Dishes
Dreamy Tortellini
18.00
Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
Marinated Steak Tidbits
20.00
Marinated steak bits topped with crumbled blue cheese and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis and choice of side
Idiot Francese
19.00
Chicken cutlets sautéed in house made francese sauce served over pasta
V.I.P. Ribs
13.00
Served with mac n' cheese and coleslaw
Jazzy Jambalaya
18.00
Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage, shrimp over a bed of rice
Burgers
All burgers come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2
Burger
12.00
The Ace
17.00
8oz burger stacked with (5) strips of bacon with choice of cheese
The Burgundy
14.00
8oz burger, bacon, and swiss cheese, cajun dipped & topped with chips
Marinated Burger
14.00
8oz burger, covered in our signature marinade
Cheeseburger
13.00
The Meathead
18.00
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
Texas Burger
14.00
8oz burger, topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, pepper jack cheese, & BBQ sauce
Short Rib Burger
15.00
8oz burger, topped with cheddar cheese, slow-cooked short rib, and frazzled onions
Wraps & Paninis
All wraps & paninis come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Wraps are all available in: white, whole wheat, spinach & herb, tomato & basil, habanero sauce, or gluten free. Substitute any side for $2
El Diablo Wrap
14.00
Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sautéed onions, and chipotle sauce
Grilled Chicken Panini
15.00
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella, and pesto
Prime Panini
16.00
Sliced prime rib, sautéed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
15.00
Lightly-seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon and provolone cheese with ranch dressing
Healthy Italian Wrap
14.00
Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarella
Sandwiches
All sandwiches come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2
American Chicken Sandwich
13.00
Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll
It's the Sh*T Sandwich
16.00
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese served on a bishop roll
Grilled Cheese On Texas Toast
10.00
Groovin' Reuben
15.00
Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and russian dressing on toasted rye
Filet Mcmuff
19.00
Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, and melted swiss cheese on an english muffin
Larry Po' Boy
17.00
Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado, and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
13.00
Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, and crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
Sliced Steak Sandwich
17.00
Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Turkey Club
15.00
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon, and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Philly Cheese Steak
15.00
Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions and peppets, melted American and nacho cheese
Moe
16.00
Hot roast beef and melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Curly
15.00
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo, and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Sides
Rice
4.00
Tater Tots
5.00
Sauteed Veggies
5.00
Waffle Fries
5.00
Sweet Potato Fries
6.00
Cole Slaw
4.00
Onion Rings
5.00
Mac 'N Cheese
5.00
Loaded Tater Tots
6.00
Mashed Potatoes with a Side Gravy
6.00
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Village Idiot Pub
8 E Main St
Patchogue, NY 11772
United States
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Welcome to Village Idiot Pub, a one-of-a-kind sports bar and restaurant offering great food, drink, live music and sports specials every day of the week!
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Open until 10:00 PM (Show more)
  • Mon–Fri
    • 11:00 AM–10:00 PM
  • Sat
    • 9:00 AM–10:00 PM
  • Sun
    • 9:00 AM–9:00 PM
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(631) 289-8471
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