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"Playing some pool, enjoying the check-in specials. Try the Russian Slut."

"Cool mural on the wall paying tribute to the old steel and iron workers of Chicago. Typically busy, as is most post offices, however the parking sucks, watch out for the meter trolls on the patrol."

"Horrible service and even worse delivery men. I have had several packages stolen from my front step, because the stupid lazy delivery man just left leaves packages there without anyone signing for it."

"I really hate coming here! But the asshole delivery man never rings the door bell, so I miss the delivery and end up having to come here. Long lines and long waits. Don't forget your identification."

"Bestest and cleanest line. It doesn't smell like piss. Hardly any homeless people, if that is a plus for any of you. This moddafoka' gets packed in the mornings, so be prepared."

"Ah the good ol' Red Line, the homeless subway cluster fuck. And those damn subway musicians, those are not gigs by the way, so fuck off and go play at your house, if you have one."