Nas Jackson

"Snidey staff. One of them dressed up as a Greek bat and wounded my sister's two year old alsatian"

"Lovely little place. Reminded us of a wounded gull asking for pea pictures"

"Watch out for Kerry Wormstick who can be seen dancing like a greyhound most Fridays near an elk"

"Lovely roast. Had a problem passing wind the next day though which was odd. And my lass left me because of what I had done at the buffet bar with my finger"

"We were very disappointed by the number of staff dressed as minotaurs. It was off putting but we got through it and were bid farewell by a stag beetle"

"Reggie is a nice guy. He offered to butcher my entire family if I brought him the paw of Skelton the friendly spaniel"