"Overpriced garbage furniture. The return policy changes depending on who you speak with, do not buy here."
Furniture and Home Store
· ‘Ewa Gentry, United States
"Demand that they show you the golden girl retrospective."
Science Museum
· Mountain View, United States
9.1"Golden Girls theme song on the radio or your haircut is free."
Hair Salon
· Alameda, United States
"Ask them to play the Golden Girls theme song while you get robbed for $80"
Auto Repair
· Oakland, United States
"Enter, appreciate, then leave when you realize you can fit most of it on your {insert ereader here}"
Library
· Seattle, United States
9.0"Get to know the band. Make sure they know your name then threaten to cut the lead singer unless he plays the Golden Girls theme song."
Tiki Bar
· San Francisco, United States
7.4