"Don't feed Koala after midnight. He's trying to lose weight."
Lake
· Austin, United States
"If you have lots of time to kill, you've come to the right place. The only thing slower than renting a car here was the formation of the universe."
Rental Car
· Denver, United States
5.1"If you're not staying at the hotel, you'll need to steal a towel from a guest when they're not looking. Everyone is drunk, so it's easy."
Pool
· Galveston, United States
7.6"🎶Shave and a haircut, two bits!🎶"
Hair Salon
· Austin, United States
8.9"If you tell Juan that Steve sent you he'll ask Who's Steve?"
Mexican
· Austin, United States
8.7"I dint know why, but you have to ask to see the wine list."
Breakfast
· Austin, United States
6.2