Stacie Sexton

"Jenna, this is ridiculous. I hate you a little for being the mayor."

"The french press is some of the best I've ever had. If you're looking for something sweet and different, try their homemade soda with rose and hibiscus syrup. You won't regret it."

"A true void. Nature abhors a vacuum, but Hazard has managed to create one in spite of physics. Go Cats."

"Smack Krusty in the back of the head and he'll do a little song and dance for you!"

"Try the awesome leaky roof on the second floor and the delightfully passive aggressive neighbors. Fun times."

"Thursday night is Bomb Night! Any bomb only $4!"