"Super duper burger is one of things am "glad to be alive" for! Also the disposable gloves are INGENIOUS!! You can indulge your hearts out in the oozing burger and not single drop will reach us hands!"
"Clean room, bed full of bed bugs! Cheap and modern non smoking, though smelly rooms! (Booze/piss). GREAT location in DPULZE where you got great food choices, all telecoms and killer exchange rate."