"So much cheap beer and amazing chicken"
Fried Chicken
· Melbourne, Australia
8.0"Asians ruthlessly bash into you and cut you off even when the shops empty."
Supermarket
· Melbourne, Australia
6.7"Need a tooth removed? Buy a packet of vanilla peanuts. 9/10 dentists approve of this form of tooth removal, both from the tooth chipping density of the peanut and the 60grams of sugar per 100grams."
Indie Movies
· Carlton, Australia
8.4"Don't walk out the back, there is the worst poetry and spoken word I've ever heard."
Café
· Northbridge, Australia
7.7"Watch out for hippies on pills, they are raving out and spewing in alleyways"
Rock Club
· North Fremantle, Australia
7.4"When bombing in the pool from the second balcony, make sure you leap far enough to miss the concrete!"
Home (private)
· Perth, Australia