"Don't lose anything here. Bastards will promise to return it, but never do!"
Hotel
· Northbridge, Australia
7.3"Sniffer dogs, but I'm pretty sure they're for explosives rather than drugs. Correct me if I'm wrong, and while you're at it, hold my baggy?"
Terminal
· Mascot, Australia
"Most of the beautiful people have peak hour gym memberships (open til 4pm weekdays). Except me. Gentlemen, start your engines!"
Gym and Studio
· Carlton, Australia
7.7"I'm in your Qantas lounge, taking your fruits and exporting them east without realizing. WHUT YOU GUN DO??"
Terminal
· Perth, Australia
"They have showers. Just whats needed before a long flight east. Mmmmm!"
Lounge
· Perth, Australia
5.4"The food is very filling!"
Vegan and Vegetarian Restaurant
· Northbridge, Australia
8.0