Sara Schott

"It's hot in here"

"I think I developed quite a few wrinkles waiting here."

"The mail gets picked up at 3, so if you hang out here around that time you could chat up the mailman."

"THE ROUND A BUTT"

"Ask grandma for fudge oatmeal and ask grandpa to shoot a squirrel. Sauna before dinner and play cards after."

"Crepe with bananas, sour cream, and brown sugar. You won't regret it."