"Pet the cats. The fluffy one bites, the black one licks."
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April 16, 2011 Home (private)
· Boulder, United States
"If you must use the restrooms, don't be afraid to ask strangers to hold the doors closed for you, as many of the locks are broken."
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March 30, 2011 Gay Bar
· Denver, United States
7.7"Use the bathrooms upstairs. More stalls, and no one knows about them so there's never a wait."
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March 30, 2011 Music Venue
· Denver, United States
9.0"Suck it up and hold Rosie the tarantula. She's actually really soft and light."
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March 30, 2011 Zoo
· Westminster, United States
8.8"So expensive. And not too filling. Save $5 and get a sub anywhere else."
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March 29, 2011 Sandwich Spot
· Boulder, United States
7.3"Italian herbs and cheese bread all the way."
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March 29, 2011 Sandwich Spot
· Boulder, United States
6.3