Roy Ward

"The Devastator Challenge is not to be undertaken lightly. Awesome feasting; great ribs here too. Come hungry."

"This place is awesome."

"When I arrived at the restaurant they pretended to have no knowledge of our booking. The valet who took the car keys drove off smartly enough, but still hasn't returned with the Bentley. Shambles."

"Take a safety pin, as the ones on the locker keys are all either bent or missing."

"This is a cracking fish and chip shop."

"There are some iconic bridges in the world: The Golden Gate; Chateauneuf du Pape; Tower Bridge... But surely none can compare to this marvel of modern day shit town avoidance. Woosh, you're flying!"