Professor P.

"A heady mix of Emoroids, other rich people, hipsters, and aging Yankee transplants. In other words: order your food and do not engage."

"This is the most baller playground ever. Living in Decatur costs like a billion dollars, but they do cool stuff like this with the $$$"

"Those aren't speed bumps, they're undercarriage demolition stations."

"So good our child was conceived after a night out here."

"When I die, I want to spend eternity in this Publix."

"They killed the funky tunes and got those awful pumps that have little tv screens playing commercials. Avoid."