Jimbo Slice

"Serious lack of plugs in this Starbz. :("

"Old people catnip."

"Look at the sign to know which way you're supposed to go on the track. It changes daily!"

"At the U•Go's on the ground floor, 12 oz. Red Bull is only $2.75. That's cheaper than most convenience stores and gas stations."

"Don't be that one rude, annoying person who smokes in line."

"Ken was the most famous hobo of them all."