No Malice Palace
(Now Closed)Bar and Night Club$$$$
Alphabet City, New York
53 Tips and reviews
Sort:
- Popular
- Recent
amNewYorkMay 5, 2013Don’t expect a grand facade and entryway at the No Malice Palace, but it’s the nondescript appearance that adds to its charm. It’s equipped with a bar, lounge and dance floor and backyard garden.
Michael CarboneMarch 31, 2013Bring your swim suits boys and girls because you are going to SWEAT. Enough that you could fill a small bathtub. Needless to say, the DJ is on point.
Chris DavisJanuary 13, 2013High school + college throwback jams spun by a decent hip-hop DJ. Packed beyond capacity all night; expect to be bumped into repeatedly. Lotta single male sharks looking for prey. Taco stand next door
Larry LaBurrSeptember 22, 2013Awesome music, Carlos is the best bouncer, but can get SO crowded you'll barely be able to breathe, much less dance.
Kelsey✨March 26, 2016The hip-hop DJ makes this a fun spot for gettin' down. Just expect to pay a $5 cover charge on weekends
ReevesNovember 17, 2014Perfect end to a ratchet night out in #les. However, the drinks are watered down so down so go there intoxicated
Come on Friday nights .. Ron and Jonah are behind the bar .. make sure you buy them a shot of whiskey!!
Meg RobertsonMarch 13, 2011Fabulous mix of poppy hip hop on Saturday nights with a diverse crowd in a dive bar/house party setting. $25 minimum on credit cards!
LinusFebruary 25, 2012A well gin and tonic at 7pm on Friday (bar opens at 7) will cost you $8. It's also mad empty. Music is good tho'.
Warren RiosNovember 29, 2014$9 for a bottle of Amstel Light! That's insane but otherwise cool spot. I wouldn't mind coming back her it alway too the award for the grosses men's bathroom
Lance FiascoOctober 20, 2013Jimmy Prada doesn't DJ here anymore, so you won't find his "very large penis" at NMP Monday nights
@JaumePrimeroJanuary 31, 2012Held my birthday party here in 09 the best hip hop and atmosphere ever!!
angelo wAugust 31, 2010This spot is a great low key place to dance and hang in the LES. They always have banging DJs.
Jon SteinbackJanuary 11, 2014beware: they're real nazis about their precious mandatory coat check policy.
Alan-Arthur AureliaSeptember 14, 2013Music is mostly good. Drinks are overpriced and watered down. No beers on tap.
Adrien LSeptember 6, 2014Chachi music, and poor layout means you'll get shoved around a lot. Do yourself a favor, go somewhere else.
69 Photos
Foursquare © 2025 Lovingly made in NYC, CHI, SEA & LA
Permanently closed (Show more)
- Mon–Thu, Sun
- 6:00 PM–2:00 AM
- Fri–Sat
- 6:00 PM–4:00 AM
(212) 254-9184
Features
Credit Cards
Yes (incl. American Express & MasterCard)
Wi-Fi
Yes
Outdoor Seating
No
Music
Live Music
Food & Drink
Menus
Happy Hour
Drinks
Beer, Full Bar, Cocktails
See More
You might also like
- 8.6
"Amazing bar. Amazing atmosphere, Great bartenders, Great Service. Kudos"
Antonis Kolitsopoulos - 8.4
"The meatloaf is awesome! Try their beer flights...a great way to try out new beers! Staff are great! Will definitely be back!"
Clara Mcauley - 8.6
"The live music started at 10:15 and it was amazing. The cocktails were excellent. Highly recommend this gem."
Houman Amirfarzan
Places people like to go after No Malice Palace
- 6.7
"LOVE LOVE LOVE - dive bar meets sports bar with great music selection. Small space but it's big enough"
Corley Stone - 6.2
"Meatball parm sub is legit! Pizza toppings are both traditional & adventurous. Great spot for late night eat in or takeout"
Kylie Jay - 8.1
"Great veggie slices here with fun names. A little pricier than your average slice, but worth it."
Afi Yellow-Duke
Appears on 171 lists
Alphabet City St. Patty's Crawl
Created by MeOn Cheese
14 items • 13 followers
Created by Brandon Resnick
62 items • 18 followers
Created by D
149 items • 407 followers