"Just don't go there unless it's a matter of life and death"
Coffee Shop
· Nairobi, Kenya
6.6"Do not piss off the dude with the Turban. He'll be mean with the eggs."
Bed and Breakfast
· Kenya
"Avoid the pretty, mean faced waitress. PMS is a real monster."
Bed and Breakfast
· Kenya
"Always carry a wide-brim hat and Ladies, keep a lookout for the *seven-foot-tall Moran. He's wearing the Kenyan flag in silk #Swag"
"Just enjoy what's here. Complaining won't make a new shiny road appear."
Bed and Breakfast
· Kenya
"Carry a sweater, or a winter coat. It's freezing! Brrrr"