Nikita N

"Great, if you want to give your money to someone who talks gleefully about poor/disabled folks losing their homes. http://www.theguardian.com/society/2005/apr/20/communities.guardiansocietysupplement"

"You can be as queer as a field of rainbow tents and you'll still get palmed off with the 'members only' line if you don't adhere to archaic notions of queer presentation. Avoid if a femme woman."

"Expect queues (the wait is fine as there are fun things to look at!) and you have to be lucky with the seating area. All of the teas I've tried have been really nice :-)"

"The awesome cheese chips and range of toppings make it the only decent pizza place for miles."

"It's pretty inside and the sahlep and chocolate fondue are especially impressive."

"Very swiftly seated and served at 1PM on a weekday. Lovely staff. Huge, filling portion for £20. Have had way better lobster -- but only at double the price."