Michael Joseph Stanek

"Not impressed. Called to ask a question, phone just rings until a voice at the other end tells you that they're closed through July 10. It's July 28. Why am I not allowed to at least leave a message?"

"I'm going to be brutally honest. This "arch" is not an arch. Someone needs to take a geometry class. What a fantastic waste of money."

"I don't get the impression that most of the folks who work here like their job very much. I would love to give them more business but it really feels like I'm somehow wasting their time."

"Everybody's talkin... about the bird. B b b bird bird bird. Bird bird b bird..."

"Such a good event. Check out Lemonade shake-ups for only $3.50 at the Homes for Endangered and Lost Pets (HELP) kiosk, kitty-corner from Geneva Lutheran Church. Very refreshing on a hot summer day!"

"Indoor seating area is freaking ancient. Wish corporate would give them a remodel. This has been the same since 1980"