Adam Oded

"Always look down to make sure you're not walking into any kids. Never move back suddenly, even if a kid is running straight at you. That kid will see you, the one you back into won't."

"Brisket and short rib burger."

"Try the new toilets. They are heavenly."

"Try the shag carpet. It's groovy!"

"Imagine waiting a long time in a leper colony where the indifference is palpable."