Maximus DuPonte

"Easily the worst experience in Japan. Staff lies and refuses to both apologise and charge the originally agreed price, the whole place reeks and the microphones run out of batteries. Enough for a suit"

"I was late for an opera once and not only did they let me in, they had a whole team on walkie talkies coordinating how to get me to my seat. Great performances, great staff."

"You can get Belgian beer in fancy bottles here. Particularly good if you like roleplaying Knights Templar and addressing everyone as "brethren" at the dinner table."

"A comfy pub. I managed to sneak in and out and I'm not even Irish! Hahaha!"

"I can confirm that they indeed usually have food here."

"Very affordable, nice and clean swimming pool. Unlike in the pictures, it usually does not look like a trade union demonstration."