Markus Egger

"Go to a different hotel. This is plain horrible."

"Cool resort with a Mexican jungle vibe. Far better than any of the nearby “hotel bunkers”. Only Resort in Playa I would stay at. Downside is no TV and no fridge in the room."

"Run away! Worst service ever. You need an hour to get your Weißwurst from an unfriendly waiter. At an airport of all places!"

"Don’t eat the gyros. Worst gyros I ever had. But apparently the other food was decent."

"Get the Terrasse Rooms. They are not that much more expensive and are actually decent. The regular rooms are the size of a cruise ship cabin at best, without the benefits of a cruise."

"One of the nicer Thai restaurants I have been too. Every dish comes in a special setup (like a clay pot or...). We had the green curry beef (waygu) and the clay pot shrimp. Both excellent."