Luquis Goldy

"The staff, however are amazing people, and very friendly."

"Be prepared to be interrupted and by a tour group every morning. Very annoying. I've heard the same description of the top floor of the student center so many times, I could lead it myself."

"They lie. They will not give you a free 5 oz if you're the mayor. I know because I tried."

"The things I do to cheat at foursquare..."

"If you eat poop and throw it back up, you're gonna have a bad time."

"I'm working on eating everything they have, and every single item i've ordered has not only been insanely delicious but unique as well."