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Lord funkomatic Aka Captain Eli

Lord funkomatic Aka Captain Eli

Born on the island of tortuga.. I Live to pommel horse and parkour! Yes I look like Burt Reynolds with a savage tan... Don't be hating brosef!

Honolulu, HI
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  • 3 Followers
  • 5 Following
  • 2 Lists
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Honolulu
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Lord funkomatic Aka Captain Eli
3 places updated
3 places including Pacific Beach Hotel Grand Ballroom, Da Big Kahuna Restaurant & Tiki Lounge, Yard House
Lord funkomatic Aka Captain Eli
5 places updated
5 places including BarrelHouse Brewing Co. - Brewery and Beer Gardens, Blue Door Winery Tasting Room, Bay Park Fish Company, Rancho Vista de la Palma
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    "Huge delicious tacos 3$...... And No tourist nor Hobos trying to shake you down like the other dump in OB."
    Lord funkomatic Aka Captain EliLord funkomatic Aka Captain Eli · November 19, 2014
    Seafood
    · San Diego, United States
    8.9
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    "Waay better than south beach where they over cracker-sauce the tacos and the tortillas here don't do the finger through the toilet paper then when you pick them up. Just ask stone hands."
    Lord funkomatic Aka Captain EliLord funkomatic Aka Captain Eli · November 19, 2014
    Seafood
    · San Diego, United States
    8.9
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    "Ask for the downstairs escalator.... That will get you into the basement where all the real deals are at!"
    Warehouse or Wholesale Store
    · San Diego, United States
    8.2
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    "They love it when you drive right into the building with a scooter and play la cucaracha on an air horn!"
    Motorcycle Dealership
    · San Diego, United States
    8.4
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    "Great place for a short hike if you don't mind old dudes getting fellated in the bushes by other old dudes. Should be called San Creepmente Canyon!"
    Natural Park
    · San Diego, United States
    7.0
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    "Break out the grinders!"
    Nail Salon
    · San Diego, United States
    7.8