"Mary takes great care of you here and Carlos will give you a crash course in art history so you'll understand what you're looking at when you're sightseeing."
"The service here is really bad!"
"We gobbled up the pulled pork sandwich in between "mmms" and "wows"... Eat This!"
"Uniqlo closed it's branch here!"
"Great food and beer, pity the management's stingy- they charge for extra curry sauce for the fish and chips! Maybe they should learn a thing or two from McDonalds."