Justin Freid

"Red wristband for alcohol must go on your right wrist, choose which wrist for your blue one for the event accordingly."

"Single page menu regularly updated with classic and creative diner dishes instead of ancient, sticky plastic, food photo album taking up space."

"Wait in line on a product launch day get an iWater, aka Glaceau Smartwater."

"Right before exiting the store, check out the pamphlets for all the services Costco offers: car insurance, garage door replacement, etc."

"There are 2 chotiwala restaurants in a row, on the same side of the street, in Rishikesh, India. The second one is the best, but I don't remember in relation to which direction."

"Don't bring in an Android based phone - it'll explode."