Juha Kiitoinen

"Douchebags, the upper class and those who identify with either or both go here to go deaf and get drunk. If that doesn't sound like your particular brand of champagne, you should avoid this venue."

"Nothing about this venue justifies the expensive drinks. All you'll get to enjoy is the "fragrance" of the port of Rijeka while you wait for ages to order something. Mystifyingly, it's always packed."

"If you're not big on night life or partying, this is a good place to get coffee in the morning."

"Cheap, and they have those old-fashioned sugar shakers, but that's about it."

"Roasted veal was excellent, but the side-dishes are a little on the pricey side and horribly over-salted. The shopska salad in particular was nothing less than a sodium bomb. Good service though."

"Unbeatable price-quality ratio in the center of Zagreb. Unfortunately, I'd have to recommend drinking something bottled, since the drinking glasses are insufficiently clean most of the time."