"I weighed the "quarter pound" chilicheese coney at home and it's really only .24 lbs. It's weird though, because after I ate six of them I weighed exactly 1 1/2 lbs. more than before. :/"
"I came here when I was 7 years old. A duck farted on my mouth and I immediately grew a mustache. Now, at 33, I still have the same mustache and Aflac commercials ruined my marriage. Nice park, though."